Did you know the EPA packs
heat? Oh, yeah. Nice stuff, too. SIG
Sauer; stainless steel, no less. I own five weapons. I can’t afford stainless
steel.
WTF?!?!
The EPA is a policy arm
of the government. What jackass gave them police authority? How can it possibly
be justified?
Let’s suppose the EPA decided the drainage ditch in your
backyard was a protected navigable waterway. I’m not half kidding on this one, they do this kind of monkey shit all
the time. Once established, they can site you for any one of dozens of
things you might do to or near this waterway.
Let’s suppose further that you build a 10’ x 12’ storage shed you bought at
Lowe’s and plop it near this critical body of H2O. Should Big Brother find out
about this, and find regulation against it, the fun would begin.
You would be cited, of course, and told to get the offending
shed away from the drainage ditch. If you refuse, then the fines and arrests
come into play. There was a time when the EPA would have to notify the Justice
Department to assist in assaulting your property and tearing down your shed and
dragging you into court. Now it seems they have the guns and police powers to
do it themselves. Brilliant. What a time saver!
Along with police powers, these people now have to power to make
laws. They say they are just expounding on proper law, debated and legislated.
But as we have seen, through new “regulations” supported nowhere in existing
law, they are dictating law. We also
know they have the blessing of an authoritarian regime to do it. “I can’t wait
for Congress…” and all that jazz.
One of my favorites is that CO2 is now, by totalitarian fiat, a
pollutant; a toxin; fucking poison! Who knew?
I was shocked to hear this. I immediately wrote my congressman
(He’s the good one. It’s all the others that are ass hats.) and demanded that a
warrant be sworn out on every single American.
I have it on good faith that several times a minute every single one of
these damnable Americans is spewing carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. And
they do it all day long, even at night when they sleep. They have absolutely no regard for their
planet. Bastards!
It should be easy to catch them. The NSA has all their phone and
computer records. They can pull every phone conversation they are having, find
out their movements, who they are talking to, and arrest them.
Taking it an important step further, do you have any idea how
many tons of CO2 is being expelled by 9
billion people everyday? Oh yeah! The whole world is doing it. The trees
have absorbed so much of the poison they’re turning green!
We can’t arrest the whole world. So Valerie Jarrett should order
Barry to bomb every last one of them into dust. And he can start with those
Lithuanians. Thick as thieves, those Lithuanians.
The only thing more stupid than the last four paragraphs is the
CO2 declaration it is making fun of.
But I’ll tell you something even more stupid and truly
frightening. The person now at the head of an organization with fiat power and
guns is a liberal, environmentalist doctrinaire, and a propagandist and GW/CC
alarmist of the first order and totally beneath our trust. I speak of Gina McCarthy,
EPA Administrator.
Reduce the EPA to a monitoring group and give them four
initials. All the states have their
own version of the EPA. Many simply lift
environmental law directly from the federal government and make it their own.
Call the new activity something like Environmental Policy Monitoring Group
(EPMG), responsible to the states for assisting
them in maintaining a safe clean environment and settling environmental disputes
among the states.
But for Christ’s sake, take away their police power, rescind all
of their fiat pronouncements of the last 7 years and take away their GUNS!
Nobody wants some sunken-chested Occupy Wall Street type carrying a gun. He’ll probably just shoot himself in the foot
– or someone else’s foot.
EPA Chief: ‘Climate Deniers’
Aren’t Normal Human Beings -Michael Bastasch – Daily Caller,
23 June 15
